Monday, April 23, 2012

Not About Sewing At All



Do you know about the Bloggess? If you don't, you probably should, but she is definitely NSFW. And if you don't like cussing, well, you might not like it.

But if seeing taxidermied animals dressed up in outfits... like Juanita Weasel above... seems like something you might want to check out...

OK, her blog is not all about taxidermied animals, but she is extremely funny, and her memoir, Let's Pretend this Never Happened, just came out, and I can't put it down!

What about Juanita up there, though? Well, creative sorts have been taking this picture, and adding their own phrases to it. I'm pretty sure that the Kyle that she's looking for is not the Kyle that's my son and probably the South Park Kyle (or maybe not), but...

... if you have a young adult child whose phone always goes to voice mail, or who doesn't answer or acknowledge text messages for days at a time, and you have a few anxiety issues of your own... well, it is likely that in his mind, this is exactly what I look like when I finally resort to threatening posts on his facebook wall, and untold number of texts saying "WHERE ARE YOU?"!!

Please return to your regularly scheduled activities. Tomorrow there might be sewing. Or maybe on Wednesday.


  1. LOL! I love it! I'm down for dressing animals up and taking cute pictures of them too!
    Mine would say "Pick up your toys people!!!!"

    or " Lift the toilet seat up boys!!!"

    or "This is not what I signed up for!!"

    Hope Kyle responds to the texts. FB spam is a great way to go at it Elle! go mama bear!

  2. I the only one in the cyber world that struggles with the letters before posting??

  3. Holy cow! How can I not know about The Blogess? Thank you so much for the heads up. Now please, blogger, let me comment, OK?

  4. Going to try to remember to pick up her book for my Summer reading.

  5. I can't stop laughing at this photo! My whole family had to come in and see what I was doing - I will definitely check out The Blogess.



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